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Kit-kak time!

by 22. July 2007 16:35

http://www.kmserv.com/qa/read.php3?num=11&thread=168&action=1&

英文快譯通

某公司經理叫秘書轉呈公文給老闆,
「報告老闆,下個月歐洲有一 批訂單,我覺得公司需要帶人去和他們開會。」
老闆在公文後面短短簽下:「 Go a head! 」
經理收到之後,馬上指示下屬買機票、擬行程,自己則是整理行李。
臨出發那天,被秘書擋下來。
秘書:「你要幹什麼?」
經理:「去歐洲開會啊!」
秘書:「老闆有同意嗎?」
經理:「老闆不是對我說 go a head 嗎?」
秘書:「來公司那麼久,難道你還不知道老闆的英文程度嗎?
老闆的意思是:『去個頭!』」
(提供者:哈哈)

唯一優點

工頭對新工人說:「你做事慢,走路慢,腦筋也動得慢。你有哪件事做得快?」
新工人說:「有,我累得快。」
(提供者:哈哈)

近視

偷兒甲:我非馬上配一副眼鏡不可了。
偷兒乙:為什麼?
偷兒甲:昨天潛入一戶人家,正在開保險箱時,突然發出很大的聲音,
原來我轉的不是保險箱,是收音機......
(提供者:小徐)

每人都有缺點
我的缺點是愛說真話
每人都有優點
我的優點是
愈來愈欣賞我的缺點

小豐與小玉夫妻倆今天大吵一頓

小玉一把鼻涕一把眼淚的說:
「早知道就聽我媽媽的,不要嫁給你!」

小豐楞了一下,緩緩的問:
「妳是說… 妳媽曾阻止妳嫁給我?」

小玉點了點頭

小豐用力捶了一下桌子說:

「啊!這些年來我真是錯怪她了!」

男人正在前院割草,看見隔壁那位胸大無腦的金髮美女走出家門,
穿過草坪,打開路邊的信箱,又狠狠關上信箱的門,氣呼呼地衝回家。
不久後她又走出來,重複剛剛的動作。到了第三次,男人實在忍不住,
就開口問美女:「有什麼不對勁嗎?」
「的確很不對勁,」美女抱怨道,
「我那個笨電腦一直顯示:『You've got mail.』。」

我的電腦、你的電腦 (案1)

客 戶:「我怎麼連不上網?」
客服員:「這樣,我們先看一下您的設定,請打開『我的電腦』....」
客 戶:「我又沒有在你面前,怎麼去打開『你的電腦』?」
客服員:「@#%&*^!%#.....」

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Saturday, 14 July 2007

by 14. July 2007 16:36

Sigh....my life has returned back to its normal stage.  Chandna left on Thursday....I felt really sad when I dropped her to the airport....I felt like...oh man, we used to have so much fun when we were living together, but we had so many fights...now that we are appart, I miss those times.  Thinking back, it was so much so much fun.  I used to be so much happier and less stressed, but now she's back to HK, I'll miss her so much.  Now, I really can tell I'm a very sentimental person.  I had dinner with my ex-colleagues, and we were recounting the times we were working together, about the fun we had, the time we slacked off, the gossip we spread.....etc..its true that we are growing and have come took off for our own sake, and making more money and all that stuff, we still miss those times together.  Its not that I'm not happy with my new job, its that I miss those guys.  We really had fun.  Yeah, I know, I'm making more $$, and I'm working on a bigger better company with more chance to advance; but I also need to deal with more people, do more work and I'm more stressed  ...sigh...what a life!!!  Yesterday, when I was driving on hwy 7, and passed through the home depot parking lot, it brought up a lot of memories.  It reminded me of my driving lessons, my super bad parking skills, my skills to stall a car (I'm really good at stalling a car when parking it), 2-3 hours of badminton, volleyball, bowling..etc. out of a sudden, I felt I wanted to go back to where I was, cuz I was quite happy with what I had.  Haha, this is so stupid.  When I was at my old job, I used to complain about the pay, about my bosses, about the long drive....about everything, but now that I got this new job, I dont complain about those stuff anymore, but instead, I miss them.

 

There are so many things that I want to do, yet I dont have the time to do them.  The following are the 'to do' list.  See how many I can accomplish by the end of this year.  Sigh, so many things I want to do , need to do, and yet, not enough time to do them

  • Bring GriffinCreations.com and VickyChen.net up
  • MCAD
  • Asia trip
  • Back to school PT

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